Let’s start with an explanation of my username, if you need it. My penis is huge, so I made a wordpress about it, and me. This is going to act as a rambleblog about my very boring life. Who will read it? Probably no one.
Tody: I played Zelda for nearly 5 hours today, then I got drunk by myself, and cried until I died. Then I cut my dick off after I died and sewed it back on, just to prove a point; that I am a master-surgeon.
I went to the library today and got a book on Parasites. How fucking big and juicy my dick is.
Speaking of juicy, I ate juicy hamburger patties for dinner; isn’t my life glam?