My penis is roughly twenty times bigger than yours

Let’s start with an explanation of my username, if you need it.  My penis is huge, so I made a wordpress about it, and me.  This is going to act as a rambleblog about my very boring life.  Who will read it? Probably no one.

Tody: I played Zelda for nearly 5 hours today, then I got drunk by myself, and cried until I died.  Then I cut my dick off after I died and sewed it back on, just to prove a point; that I am a master-surgeon.

I went to the library today and got a book on Parasites.  How fucking big and juicy my dick is.

Speaking of juicy, I ate juicy hamburger patties for dinner; isn’t my life glam?

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